Life of the partaaaay!
But for some reason the Sorting Hat assumed I am.
So what can I do, really? It’s hard to be a good person in the snake nest.
Er, go back to your dungeons only when it’s time to sleep?
I can help you distract yourself from your nest!
What else can I do? That’s where I belong…
But you’re not anything like them at all.
Well let’s be glad that it isn’t a person. I wouldn’t want to hurt my dream now. And this also means that you’re one step closer to being genie and making my dreams come true!
I’m sure Mary would just love us dragging her to the bookstore and spending our time there. Maybe you could bring something to keep her quiet? *looks around as well* She’s bound to be here somewhere. Ugh, I better look for that girl. Who knows where the wind has taken her this time. *smiles* I’ll need all the luck I can get. See you in a week, Black. You better prepare your patience because you’re going to need it when I’m in the bookstore.
I like that. Congratulations world, you now have an attractive genie for the first time.
I heard Mary liked sugar quills? Maybe I should get her that. But I don’t think that’s going to keep her quiet, especially when I’m around for her to..I don’t know, snap at. -laughs- Yes you do that. Tell her I said hi, alright? And don’t worry about me, I’m already starting to gather up all the patience I’m gonna need. Oh the things I do for you, Doe.
I knew that was the only way how to get your attention, sorry for that.
I’m doing well, the life’s quite boring in the dungeons…
I’ve never been in the dungeons but I think I can already see how. I bet it’s rotting down there, with all the cold and eerie atmosphere. I can’t believe you can live with all that, cousin.
It’s funny to think how a certain person can call me a BIMBO and even nickname SNARLY MARLY thinks she doesn’t do anything at all for me to detest her. If i remember it correctly not even once did I call her one mean thing. Oh well, it it’s name-calling you want I’m sure your vocabulary isn’t as wide as mine after all you almost failed your OWLs. Yes, Bertha Jorkins, this is for you. The next time you call me any other name behind my back, make sure no one in Hogwarts is able to hear it. I have eyes and ears everywhere even in your own common room.
#awkward
The band!! I was too caught up with my schoolwork that I forgot about our collaboration. So I was thinking we should do our debut before school ends? A perfect year-ender if I do say so myself.
*squeals in excitement* You have no idea how excited you’re making me right now, Black! A no-complaining Sirius Black at my beck and call in a bookstore? It seems too good to be true. But the girls would go mad with jealousy. I’m actually a bit scared.
Aw, if the band were a person, he’d be truly hurt. You forgot him! But yes, that is a great idea. Wow, Dorcas Meadowes. You’re going to be one step closer to your rockstar fantasies! -laughs-
-laughs and shakes head while she squeals- Oh don’t worry about the girls. There’s no need to be scared, Doe. You can take them down! Drag Mary along with you. I bet even if she didn’t know why you’re taking the girls down in the first place, she’d still cooperate with you. Where is Mary anyway? -looks around and then back to Doe- So good luck on your OWLs, and..your week without books. Not in that order but you got my point.
what kind of dance is that?!
it’s the dance of my people. don’t ask, just dance. it’s fun!
*sighs* Oh well, I guess you earned my trust. *pats your back* I say this talk deserves a more fitting and more private venue. How about this.. You and me, at the Room of Requirement. I will talk about Mister Pancake and you can tell me anything or nothing.
Its basically a yes, or a yes. So what do you think Sirius? Don’t worry, I won’t bite.
I see that’s a very interesting offer. Too interesting for me to turn down. Who knows what I’ll tell you in return?
Ooooh but I bite. It’s you who should worry. -winks- To the Room of Requirement then!
Thank you, you know how to make me feel better.
So, how are you?
Although you could drop off the ‘disowned’ description, cousin. -laughs- I’m feeling extraordinary! And yourself?
Oh? I thought you don’t like me anymore.
Well first of all you’re not like your siblings so I don’t think that’s possible.
